Make every throw count.
Aim ahead of the moving character, land your throws, and reach each level’s score and bonk goals before time runs out. Build streaks and chase multipliers across Easy, Medium, and Hard.
A LITTLE PRESIDENTIAL NONSENSE
Presidential Bonk! — Tap.
Bonk.
Repeat.
Now Available on the App Store!
Play the full version of Presidential Bonk! on iPhone and iPad.
Free limited browser game. No installation required.
POLITICAL SATIRE. PURE SLAPSTICK.
One tap. An entirely unserious reaction.
100%
NONSENSE.
NONSENSE.
WELCOME TO THE OVAL OFF-THE-WALL OFFICE
The highest office.
The lowest stakes.
Meet Presidential Bonk!: a cartoon arcade game with one very simple idea. Tap the character, rack up bonks, and enjoy the ridiculous reactions.
Funny faces. Wild hair. Cartoon chaos. It’s political satire and slapstick, made for a quick laugh.
A little more about the nonsenseTHE FULL VERSION IS HERE
Now Available on the App Store!
Pocket-sized. Presidential-sized nonsense.
Play the full version of Presidential Bonk! on iPhone and iPad.
Get the Full Version on the App StoreTake a closer look at the full native game, now available on the App Store. The free, limited Oval Office browser game is also ready to play.
3difficulty levels
5cartoon scenes
12outfits to discover
18achievements to chase
STRAIGHT FROM THE iPHONE GAME
A closer look at the nonsense.
Swipe or scroll through all 9 screens. Select a screenshot to enlarge it.
All the fun. None of the clock.
Need a break from chasing scores? Switch to Free Bonk inside the iPhone game for unlimited play without timers or lives. Try your earned outfits and enjoy the cartoon reactions at your own pace.
Dress for the nonsense.
Start with Classic and earn more outfits as you complete arcade rounds. Camo, Clown, Viking, Santa, and the rest bring their own personality, ridiculous reactions, and cheeky taunts.
Take the chaos on tour.
Play through the Oval Office, White House lawn, press room, rally, and golf course. Chase golden bonks and power-ups, then take on Bonus Chaos rounds as you progress.
A little friendly competition.
Keep your personal bests on your device, or choose to submit a run to the worldwide Top 10. Separate boards for Easy, Medium, and Hard give every kind of player a score to chase.
Make every milestone count.
From First Bonk to World Tour and Chaos Master, chase 18 achievements while tracking your progress, best runs, and lifetime statistics.
MADE FOR YOUR iPHONE
Pocket-sized. Fully native.
- Offline gameplay
- Adjustable sound & haptics
- Six languages
- Reduce Motion support
Play in English, Spanish, French, German, Portuguese, or Italian. Worldwide rankings and score submissions need an internet connection.
Screenshots from the full version of Presidential Bonk! • Available now on the App Store
PICK YOUR WAY TO PLAY
Your next bonk
is right here.
Get the full version on the App Store.
Or enjoy the limited web game in your browser or on Android.
INSTANT PLAYFREE
A little break.
A lot of bonks.
Play a free, limited version instantly in your browser. No installation required.
- Works in your phone, tablet, or desktop browser
- No purchase needed to play
- The simple Oval Office tap-and-bonk experience
ANDROID PWA$0.99 USD
Same web fun.
At home on Android.
A Progressive Web App (PWA) based on the same limited web game, with a convenient app-like launch experience.
- Your own home-screen / app icon
- A standalone app-style window, without the normal browser address bar
- A one-time $0.99 USD purchase
This is a PWA, not a native Android game. It adds no extra gameplay or content. The limited web version remains free to play.
GET ANDROID PWA — $0.99