A LITTLE HELP WITH THE NONSENSE

READY. SET. BONK.

Play the free web version

Tap or click the character to bonk. On a keyboard, focus the character and press Space or Enter. Every bonk counts toward your score. The browser game is a free, limited version; no purchase is needed to play.

The full iPhone game

The full native Presidential Bonk! game is coming soon to iPhone. It is not yet available on the App Store.

Android PWA — $0.99 USD

The Android option is a Progressive Web App based on the same limited web game. It adds an app icon and a standalone app-style window without the normal browser address bar. It does not add gameplay or content.

Open this site in Chrome on Android, choose Get Android PWA, complete checkout, then choose Install. If an install prompt is unavailable, follow the on-screen browser-menu instructions. Only your browser can confirm when installation completes.

Reinstalling

Your verified purchase is remembered in this browser. Reopen the install panel to reinstall without paying again. Clearing browser data or changing browsers can remove that recognition; contact Support before purchasing again.

Your existing game and purchase

The game now opens at app.presidentialbonk.us. On your first visit, this browser carries over its saved scores and purchase access. Existing installed shortcuts still work. To use the new address from your home screen, install from the new game page. If a previous purchase is not recognized, choose Restore purchase access in the install panel or contact Support before paying again.

Sound, scores, and updates

Use the speaker button to turn sound on or off. Your best score and preferences stay in this browser. Reload for an update; once downloaded, the game can also work offline.

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